Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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