just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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