Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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