I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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