In the future we'll all be gay
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
