it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my poor anus
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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