Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my phone needs a breathalizer
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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