**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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