we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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