just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize