if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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