your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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