like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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