Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
