i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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