Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just googled if crying burns calories
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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