Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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