I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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