So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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