obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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