Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Randomize