im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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