At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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