yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you never un-have a 4some
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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