have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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