What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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