Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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