You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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