i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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