Where did you get a picture of my penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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