What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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