Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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