jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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