Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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