He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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