Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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