Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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