He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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