two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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