You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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