Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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