I'm lost and stupid without you.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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