But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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