if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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