Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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