I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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