it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize