ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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