i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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