Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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