You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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