Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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