I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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