so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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