I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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