He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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