I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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