Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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